Your Story Scary Website. Jed Bureaugards SoulI added the bit about Robert E Lee, and the slaves that were part of the John Brown Renegade, to make this less of a stereotype of the Confederates, and less racist. I bet you dont know why these graves are unmarked, or set apart from the rest of these graves. Show of hands, anyoneIts because to the United States these were dishonored Confederates, who were disowned because of crimes against slaves, even after 1. No one really knows this, except a few people. Like my Union Soldier uniform, pretty realistic. Well it has to do with of General Jedediah Bureaugard, and his Confederate Army. Get ready to listen closely, because this will never be taught in your history classroom, this story is to scary, too brutal, for any history book. General Jedediah Bureaugard was a man who loves bloodshed and torture. He had a scar on one eye, a hook for an arm, and a wooden peg where his leg once was, and that wouldnt even come close to stopping him. He and his troops were slave smugglers, they would impersonate Union soldiers and pretend to take them on the Underground Railroad to safety, but really just took them to be chained up in Jedediah Bureaugards house, specifically his basement. Like I said before this went on after 1. Ulysees S Grant had Union spies that found out about this, and brought it to the attention of the John Brown Renegade, Union soldiers who had been a part of John Browns assault on Harpers Ferry, and had formed their own fleet in his memory. Instead of fighting on the battlefield, they were tasked were catching slave smugglers, or anyone who supported slavery in generall, and freeing slaves from their control. They had even conduted a successful raid on Harpers Ferry in honor of John Brown, and most slaves had joined their ranks to free fellow slaves, making their job much easier. Jedediah Bureaugard had been put in charge of slaves by Robert E. Lee and did unspeakable acts to them. He and his soldiers would use various torture devices to harm the slaves for thier amusement. The body count of slaves was difficult to say for sure, because so many slaves were found buried under the floorboards. One warm April night Jed Bureaugard was sittiing on his porch, enjoying his whiskey when heard music in the distance, It was unmistakenably the tune of John Browns Body, and the slaves hear it as well and knew it was the Renegade. One of them, who had a rather deep voice, began singing John Browns Body, and the rest joined him at once, and something was stopping Bureaugard and his troops from silencing them. They all broke into a chorus of. John Browns body lies a mouldering in the grave, John Browns body lies a mouldering in the grave,But his soul goes marching on. Glory, glory, hallelujah, Glory, glory, hallelujah,His soul goes marching on. Hes gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord, Hes gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,His soul goes marching on. 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The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down, The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down,On the grave of Old John Brown. His soul goes marching on. Old John Browns body lies moldering in the grave,While weep the sons of bondage whom he ventured all to save But tho he lost his life while struggling for the slaves,His soul is marching on. John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true and brave,And Kansas knows his valor when he fought her rights to save Now, tho the grass grows green above his grave,His soul is marching on. He captured Harpers Ferry, with his nineteen men so few,And frightened Old Virginny till she trembled thru and thru They hung him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew,But his soul is marching on. John Brown was John the Baptist of the Christ we are to see,Christ who of the bondmen shall the Liberator be,And soon thruout the Sunny South the slaves shall all be free,For his soul is marching on. The conflict that he heralded he looks from heaven to view,On the army of the Union with its flag red, white and blue. And heaven shall ring with anthems oer the deed they mean to do,For his soul is marching on. Ye soldiers of Freedom, then strike, while strike ye may,The death blow of oppression in a better time and way,For the dawn of old John Brown has brightened into day,And his soul is marching on. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword. His truth is marching on. Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory HallelujahBy automatically improving art, Paint 3D hides the process behind the image. Paints sloppiness is probably why rage comics got so popular. Looking at a rage comic. A funny website filled with funny videos, pics, articles, and a whole bunch of other funny stuff. Cracked. com, celebrating 50 years of humor. Glory Glory Hallelujah His truth is marching on. I have seen Him in the watch fires of a hundred circling camps. They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps. I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps. His day is marching on. Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory HallelujahGlory Glory Hallelujah His truth is marching on. I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnishd rows of steel,As ye deal with my contemners, So with you my grace shall deal Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel. Since God is marching on. Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory HallelujahHis truth is marching on. He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat. He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat. Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him Our God is marching on. Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah His truth is marching on. In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,While God is marching on. Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory HallelujahGlory Glory Hallelujah His truth is marching on. The slaves kept singing and singing, and Jed Bureaugard and his troops kept being pushed by unseen hands, a mist formd around the slaves, revealing the spirits of the slaves who has sucumbed to the the torture, Jed and his men began to flee, but were blocked in by the arriving John Brown Renegade. Most of Jeds men were killed or injured, and Silas Harrington, leader of the Renegade, apprehended Jedediah Bureaugard,then oreder his troops to search his house. When they found the basement, they were shocked at the horrifying scene of slaves moaning, some barely alive, boidies were chopped up, abd limbs were scatttered everywhere. They informed Ulysees S. Grant, who informed President Lincoln, who instructed that Jed Bureaugard and his men get the death penalty for these attrocities. Shortly after the Civil War ended and Robert E. Lee sent letters formerly apologizing to Grant and LIncoln for the actions of Bureaugard and his unit, it is said that during the presidency of Grant, he visted Lee a few times, and all he did was repeat phrases like May God Have Mercy On Me. However, as you read in your history books, the Confederacy refused to quit, and battles kept waging, even though most of the troops were defeated. On April 1. 3th 1. Jed was kept, and attempted to brake him out, but failed. Bureaugard was excuted, with his final words being Dixie will strike down the Yankee responsible. Awesome Comic Plots That Cant Be Made Into MoviesContinue Reading Below. For those who have never read it, The Killing Joke was written by Alan Moore, a stone golem that emerges from a cave every once in a while to drop pages of comic script on us like lightning bolts from Olympus, before grumbling about how they messed up his League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie and wandering off. It deals with the Jokers origin, and elaborates on the now popular idea of Joker and Batman being uncomfortably similar. Its also one of the worst things that Moore has ever written. If his other works are smooth, intricate jazz, The Killing Joke is someone incoherently shouting Taylor Swifts Shake It Off right before the karaoke bar closes. The Killing Joke shows up on a few great Batman comics that should be films lists, and eventually it did get its own clunky animated adaptation. But as a live action feature, The Killing Joke would only really be worthwhile if they made it about 2. In the time since the original comic was published, weve gotten a bunch of superior stuff that The Killing Joke influenced, like The Dark Knight and the Arkham games. And its weird to say that a video game in which you punch your way through a mental hospital filled with steroid injected inmates tells a more nuanced story about the relationship between a clown and the Caped Crusader than a comic by one of the most acclaimed writers in the history of comics, but its true. Continue Reading Below. The Killing Joke is an important Batman story, and it definitely helped to steer us from discussions like Why does Robin wear no pants to discussions like Batman keeps recruiting elementary schoolers to fight crime with him, and they all either die or resent him for it. Thats a little fucked up. But a film about it would just be derivative of better films that were already inspired by The Killing Joke. However, we do need to keep tracking down clues for that no pants thing. Does Bruce Wayne know what shorts are I know hes a little out of touch, but hes got to be aware that there are more choices than tight pants, speedo, and nothing. Weve seen numerous attempts to turn the Fantastic Four into something that moviegoers would like, and theyve all been terrible. Roger Cormans unreleased Fantastic Four movie is at least the wonderful kind of terrible, joining Batman And Robin in the pantheon of Movies That Were Seemingly Designed To Be Drinking Games. The two Fantastic Four films that were made in the mid 2. We did Spider Man, Hulk, and Daredevil. Whats left Fantastic FourFuck, OK. Lets do it, yall. Continue Reading Below. The latest attempt came out in 2. On film, the Fantastic Four just dont seem to work, and despite four straight inarguable failures, were still considering it. But the idea doesnt work not because of how were developing the characters, but because of when were choosing to develop these characters. Unless youre setting it in the 6. Fantastic Four were first created, they will remain almost obnoxiously unadaptable. Spider Man is about learning to grow up and shoulder your responsibilities, no matter how much you wish you didnt have to. X Men is about acknowledging our differences and accepting them, because theyre great. The Fantastic Four are about how much science can fuck your shit up in the best way. Coming hot off the release of films like The Beast From 2. Fathoms and THEM, which all told us that if something gets hit by science, it will devour mankind, Fantastic Four went the opposite route. Science aint so bad, the book said. It lets you conjure flame, stretch your limbs, turn invisible, or turn you into a rock. OK, that last one is a hard sell, but at least youll be charming. Continue Reading Below. Modern audiences, for the most part, dont fear science. Science is great. It helps us live longer and it advances our society. We know that science rules. So someone telling us No, no. Science IS good has less of an impact now than it did in 1. Set it in the 6. Set it in 2. Thats real neat, but a billionaire in a robot suit has been solving all of our problems for about a decade. Well call you, though, when we. Daniel has a podcast about Top 4. Tmnt Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pc Game Crack Patch there. Twitter. For more, check out 5 True Stories About Films Too Far Fetched For Movie Plots and 6 Specific Reasons Why Superhero Movies Ruined Comic Books. Subscribe to our You. Tube channel, and check out good movies gone bad in 4 Things Superhero Movies Dont Have the Balls to Do, and watch other videos you wont see on the site Also follow our new Pictofacts Facebook page, because youre the hero we NEED right now.